tirsdag den 3. april 2012

Who/ what is a hipster? Urban Dictionary:


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Just to clear up what a hipster really is, and yes you may laugh. Some of these descriptions are kind of mean.

Btw I chose to ignore answer nr. 1 from Urban Dictionary, but you can read it here.

Nr. 2: 


Someone who listens to bands you've never heard of, wears ironic tee-shirts, and believes they are better than you.

"Julian is such a hipster!"


Nr. 3: 

Hipsters are too cool for Urban Dictionary. You probably don't know what they use because it's underground.

The hipster's skinny jeans tore at the crotch, and it turned out he wasn't a man after all.

Nr. 4: 

(hip-stur) n. A 20 something white, upper-middle class suburban transplant to any gentrifying neighborhood in any major city, but Brooklyn, NY in particular. Disheveled, hand-me-down appearance to present the image that they are not a slave to trends or fashions(ha!) They typically wear thick, Andy Warhol-like glasses (whether they need them or not), unshaven, unkept shaggy hair and retro Converse sneakers sometimes with no laces. The term is often used as a pejorative considering a "hipster" detests being called a "hipster."



Williamsburg, Brooklyn is now a hipster neighborhood.


Nr. 5: 

Huge believer in evolution, whose enemy is those "unenlightened" conformists who follow their evolutionary desires in choosing sexual partners.

Though early women evolved to prefer muscular, athletic, confident, secure men, hipsters are convinced that men who try to achieve these characteristics and their female admirers are doing so because they lack the intellectual capacity to realize that pale, sickly men with a smug attitude make the best partners.

Hipster: Look at all those conformists who waste their time working and exercising, when they could be buying trendy clothes.


Nr. 6: 


A fancy way to say "I'm a douchebag"
Jon: I'm a hipster
Eric: So, what, you're a douchebag?
Jon: Yes sir.



Nr. 7: 

A young self-absorbed cunt of the upper-middle class who thinks they're better than everyone else just because of how "unique" or "original" they seem to think they are. They steer away from anything that is considered 'mainstream', in an effort to make themselves and others believe that they are different from the vast majority of society. These cunts are not to be confused with Indie kids, because Hipsters actually TRY (very hard) to be like them. They detest the word Hipster and of course, that being said, hate to be labelled as one. Ironically, a typical hipster hates on other hipsters as they believe their "uniqueness" (or actually "Hipster-ness") has spread, thus fearing that they are now part of the mainstream class. They can be fun to be friends with, but a pain-in-the-neck to be enemies with. All-in-all, a Hipster is a pretentious & snobbish douche-bag.

Normal person: I love Vans, they look pretty cool.
Hipster: Um... I knew about Vans like ages ago.
Normal person: Your point?
Hipster: Vans are so mainstream now. Everyone wears them.
Normal person: Lol, pfft hipster.

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